It's a Strange Island, but I'm Willing to Look Past It

Blog. If you live on the island pictured below, underwear are pants and pants are trousers. Fries are chips and chips are crisps. Pounds are money and stones are weight. God takes a back seat to the Queen and no questions are asked. Most importantly though, you are the luckiest because if you live on the island pictured below, despite of the backwards language and weird politics, you are within driving distance of a guy named Clive.

This island is called England, BTW.

Even if you have to drive on the left side of the road to get to him, it's totally worth it. And blog, three weeks from now I get to go to this island and not only teach Clive that pants are what you wear on the outside of your underwear (obviously), but I also get to see him in person once again. Finally. After five long and cold months of waiting from the moment I left him in a hotel stairwell back in December. Doesn't that make us sound like a classy duo...